Saturday, March 29

Dream Team

1st Chris 1577pts
2nd JBH 1554pts
3rd Mikey 1517pts
4th KG 1496pts
5th Gumma 1476pts
6th Graham 1462pts
7th Joanne 1449pts
8th KG Snr 1400pts
9th Pete 1319pts
10th Dale 1131pts
11th Stevie 1102pts
12th Jess 1040pts

Saturday, March 22

KG and Jo's Big Birthday Bash

Dream Team

1st Chris 1521pts
2nd JBH 1517pts
3rd Mikey 1495pts
4th KG 1485pts
5th Gumma 1449pts
6th Joanne 1443pts
7th Graham 1441pts
8th KG Senior 1378pts
9th Pete 1280pts
10th Dale 1094pts
11th Stevie 1082pts
12th Jess 1004pts

Friday, March 21

Asda and Stupidity

People of South Bank. Hear my call. The shops will open again, on the 3rd day, much like Jesus. You don't, for example have to buy a trolley full of shopping, as if the apocalypse were upon us.

Also, when it's raining outside, don't clog the fucking entrance up, you cunts.

Birthday! Happy?

On June 20th, the Wallet is 4. I think this is the ideal time to celebrate, as 5 is just so passé and 10 just won't happen.

So, what should we do? We'll probably just go to the pub, but if you can think of something then tell us, eh?


Saturday, March 15

FAO: Mikey

Dream Team

1st JBH 1451pts
2nd Chris 1447pts
3rd KG 1444pts
4th Mikey 1439pts
5th Joanne 1397pts
6th Graham 1391pts
7th Gumma 1372pts
8th KG Senior 1324pts
9th Pete 1240pts
10th Stevie 1068pts
11th Dale 1054pts
12th Jess 991pts

Monday, March 10

4-a-Side Round Up with Big Ron and Clive Tyldesley

"So then Ron, how did you see the game take shape?"

"Well, Clive, I used my eyes as usual. "

"Good stuff Ron, can you give us a rundown of the players?"

"Well Clive, lets start with Peter's team; Peter himself came out early doors and gave it the full gun. After twenty minutes though, he was dead on his feet. Might be carrying a knock, you know. Then there's Phil, by god, he's an amusement arcade this one isn't he Clive? Looked like he was gonna break out the old electric boogaloo at one stage, scored some good goals mind."

"Thanks Ron, what about the big lad up front?"

"Tony M? I'll tell you what, he's got the skills to pay the bills, this lad. He might be knocking on the years now, but he shows the lad inside, does a little lollipop and gives it the full gun into the top corner. The last of the team, Paul, well, I'll tell you what Clive, he was a bit Easy-Oasy to start with, but eventually he got into the crowd scene, gave the keeper the eyes and shovelled one into the bottom corner."

"That's right Ron; an amazing start from those lads but a superb comeback from Mikey's side. Reminiscent of that famous night in Barcelona, Ole Solskjaer and all that."

"Mikey started slowly, but like his shirt, he came to life after a while. Some cracking work late on to nearly inspire a comeback, he was in the wide awake club in the last third alright."

"Took a bit of a knock though didn't he Ron?"

"Well, I'll tell you what Clive, he's gone down like Buddy Holly there."

(off mic - "ha ha ha ha")

"As for Chrissy, he chucks his weight around, shows well and takes his man outside and from behind. A superb arrive at the far stick for one of his goals mind. KG, not bad in the middle of the park, but goes down in installments between the sticks. Took up some nice positions, but some of the passing left him empty."

"What about Dirty Richard, Ron?"

"Well, I'll tell you what Clive, he's been watching cartoons if he thinks he can score from some of the angles he gives it the full gun from. Put himself about and stuck in few reducers early doors as well."

"Thanks for that Ron. We'll be back next week for FA cup semi final action, featuring Marske United against Shotton Colliery Welfare. To finish Ron, what do you think of Marcel Desailly?"

"Well, I'll tell you what Clive, he's just a fucking lazy ni....."

Saturday, March 8

Scouser in a Dog Cage

Keith and Mikey in Benidorm

Dream Team

1st Chris 1401pts
2nd JBH 1382pts
3rd KG 1365pts
4th Mikey 1355pts
5th Gumma 1334pts
6th Graham 1318pts
7th Joanne 1311pts
8th KG Senior 1294pts
9th Pete 1214pts
10th Stevie 1007pts
11th Dale 993pts
12th Jess 965pts

Saturday, March 1

Dream Team

1st JBH 1364pts
2nd Chris 1334pts
3rd KG 1310pts
4th Mikey 1289pts
5th KG Snr 1274pts
6th Joanne 1246pts
7th Gumma 1241pts
8th Graham 1234pts
9th Pete 1146pts
10th Stevie 965pts
11th Dale 937pts
12th Jess 914pts

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