2007 was a bit of an epic!
25th Jan - Attended a quiz night with work at Ramside Hall, Sunderland. Our team name was Quiz Team Aguilera....the winning team was called The Jade Goody Fanclub Bombay Branch - how we laughed.
26th Jan - Arc Comedy Night at Stockton.
17th Feb - My birthday night out - where did we go, Boro? It was somewhere where we were almost scrapping!! Likely Oz Bar.
22nd - 24th Birthday
23rd - Night out in Yarm with work. Ended up scrapping in Cross Keys nearly!! I remember being called a thug due to the number of incidents that occured in the last few weeks - all good fun.
3rd March - Sacka's 40th at the Whale Hill I think followed by Town.
16th Mar - KG's birthday - scousers came up, paddys day hat - more fighting!!!
17th Mar - Joannes 30th Birthday - Fancy Dress, pics can be found in the links bar on the right.
30th Mar - Bosses leaving do, a quiz at the Talpore.
31st Mar - Chris's birthday - what did we do, can't remember? We sang happy birthday to him though...must have been a partay at Phils I think...
Easter weekend but can't recall what happened - usually a good sign I was mashed.
4th May - Sedgefield night out with work.
6th May - Bank Hol - Ugandan doctor night out?!
19th May - Cup Final Day
25th May - Comedy night where I managed to park a bit wrong on Barry's forecourt!
26th May - BBQ at Pete and Jo's
27th May - Bank Holiday Sunday
30th June - Went to a Ceilidh in Sedgefield!
7th July - BBQ at Rachel Newtons house.
1st August - Abbies Birthday
4th August - Pete's Birthday night out - what did we get up to?
11th August - Couple of lasses from work's birthdays - KG, Rob and me were all obliterated!!!
22nd Aug - England vs. Germany - went to the Tute and bagged a seat on the bus for...
23rd Aug - York Races
24th Aug - Some Ginger relation of KG's 21st at the Eston and Nby Social!!
26th Aug - Bank Hol night out
14th Sep - Robbies 18th Birthday
27th Sep - Onyx Rooms Launch Night
28th Sep - Liverpool for Emmas 30th
29th Sep - Liverpool all dayer
30th Sep - Everton vs. Boro
6th Oct - Bay Horse for KG snr birthday
19th Oct - AG birthday works night out - ended up in The Empire
21st Oct - Ruby's christening - a mad night in Normanby that was!!
27th Oct - Halloween Party
3rd Nov - Rob Hislops Birthday and Boro vs. Tottenham.
7th-10th Nov - Prague
Couple of good nights out and of course Xmas and NYE etc!
Anyway that's that, probably missed loads!!!!
Monday, December 31
2007 was a bit of an epic!
Saturday, December 29
1st Chris 954pts
2nd Joanne 880pts
3rd JBH 869pts
4th KG 868pts
5th Mikey 837pts
6th Gumma 827pts
7th Graham 822pts
8th KG Senior 811pts
9th Pete 741pts
10th Jess 684pts
11th Stevie 682pts
12th Dale 647pts
Friday, December 28
Thursday, December 27
Saturday, December 22
1st Chris 840pts
2nd Joanne 825pts
3rd KG 790pts
4th JBH 781pts
5th Gumma 745pts
6th Mikey 733pts
7th Graham 730pts
8th KG Senior 727pts
9th Pete 672pts
10th Jess 646pts
11th Stevie 625pts
12th Dale 607pts
Saturday, December 15
1st Chris 818pts
2nd Joanne 774pts
3rd KG 765pts
4th JBH 749pts
5th Gumma 731pts
6th KG Senior 696pts
7th Mikey 692pts
8th Graham 682pts
9th Pete 667pts
10th Jess 628pts
11th Stevie 591pts
12th Dale 587pts
Sunday, December 9
Saturday, December 8
1st Chris 759pts
2nd Joanne 724pts
3rd KG 695pts
4th JBH 677pts
5th Gumma 673pts
6th KG Senior 651pts
7th Pete 641pts
8th Mikey 640pts
9th Graham 623pts
10th Jess 615pts
11th Dale 552pts
12th Stevie 541pts
Sunday, December 2
Write to us at firstname.lastname@example.org, with your requests, ideas, complaints and Dear Deidre style problems. Unless it involves "women's things", we're, er, not very good with that sort of thing.
Straight in then...
Fucking hell Mikey. I was sitting down tonight with me battenburg, and I says to Annette, where's me cuppa? She hasn't made it has she? Fucking hell Mikey.
Christ knows G, get it off ya chest eh? And save us a seat in the Miners next time the boro are on, we had to stand for a full 90 mins the other day. Er, whoever you are.
Why not go to Euro 2008 anyway?
Watch this space Michelle, developments on this front soon!
Would you like to be the Simpsons next year or what?
NO FUCKING CHANCE CHIEF.
That's it then, more shite. If only someone would send us a real letter at email@example.com. If you're bored, try signing up at www.obscureinternet.com/forum for more nonsense from me. See you soon!
Last night, in sub-zero temperatures and driving rain, myself, the Mrs, and several of the fans of the Wallet and associated kids went to Eston square to see the Chrimbo parade.
After listening to some kids singing carols, some blokes on motorbikes rode round for a bit. Not sure why they were at the parade, but they were. Perhaps it was because they had motorbikes or something. Also, because you're from Eston doesn't make you Estonian, being from Estonia does.
We were then treated to the "parade" which was a selection of people in fancy dress representing the cream of kids TV and Film characters. It was a fucking travesty.
Cue a flat faced Noddy and Big Ears, a "two-eyed" Pudsy from Children in Need, shark-like tweenies and a slightly wonky Spongebob Squarepants. Noddy, in particular, looked like he'd forgotten to open the patio doors. The 'highlight' of the evening was the Simpsons, who had just been told "come down to Eston dressed as the Simpsons, it'll be brillo and that". So they did.
Homer looked like ex-cricketer Gladstone Small, whilst Marge was as pin headed as she could be. Clearly the people who were told to 'be' the Simpsons, had never 'seen' the Simpsons.
In the end though, all was well when Santa appeared. Even the poring rain stopped for a bit. Santa turned up on a horse drawn cart thing, which added to the experience and made up for the shoddy costumes. The kids, especially Abi, loved it.
Saturday, December 1
Only the one this time: Fudgee-O's:
They look and smell like the standard bourbon biscuit. I thought they would be shit. I took a bite: OM NOM NOM NOM, and guess what, they taste like a bourbon biscuit as well. OH NO, HANG ON! What's this WONDROUS TASTE SENSATION RISING UP AMONGST MY BEING? IT'S FUDGE-TASTIC, even though THERE'S NO BISCUIT LEFT IN MY MOUTH!
I need to SHOVEL IN ANOTHER AS SOON AS IS POSSIBLE!
These are unbelievable. Chaz, I require some of these sending over ASAP. Please wait until the finish of the sweet experiment first, in case I find something equally spectacular.
I never thought I'd find fudge so appealing.