Saturday, March 24

The AA Insurance Advert

WARNING! I'm going to get something off my chest - this will involve swearing.....

No doubt you've seen the AA insurance advert. You know, the one were the woman picks up the child in her car, he's got headphones on and she tries to tell him about her day but he can't hear her. Because of his headphones. Natch.

Perhaps, though it's not because of his headphones. Perhaps it's because every time he gets in the car YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT FUCKING CAR INSURANCE WHEN HE'S BEEN AT SCHOOL ALL DAY, YOU BORING OLD BASTARD, like he could GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT IT ANYWAY, because let's face it YOU'RE ONLY THERE TO SHUTTLE HIM FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER ANYWAY AND MAYBE COOK HIM SOME CHIPS AND GIVE HIM MONEY TO SPEND ON DRUGS. Maybe.

For Christ's sake, she looks so happy about getting some new insurance. Can somebody's day really be so shitty that they get all excited about renewing their policy? Surely not.

Ah, that feels much better.

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