As myself and KG are prone to totally ripping the piss out of each other and ourselves for our amusement and to build character (honest!), here is a sample of a exchange of texts following the latest craze...
Take a song (Pop/Rock/Football Terrace) and rip the piss...
Pinball Wizard - The Who (from KG to me)
When Mikey was a young man, he ate a lot of crisps
From French Fries to Monster Munch his favourtie pack were skips
I aint seen nothing like it and nothing near it since
You big fat c**t Mikey
Sure ate a whole lotta crisps
My Generation - The Who (me to KG)
People try to put him down (talking bout my mate Keith Groves)
Just because he's fat and round (talking bout my mate Keith Groves)
He gets through ten meals a day (talking bout my mate Keith Groves)
Tops it off with a huge BK (talking bout my mate Keith Groves)
A Hard Days Night (me to KG again)
It's been a hard days night
And Keiths been eating like a dog
He's had Pedigree and Winalot
And now he's gonna drop a log
And when he left work today
He went straight to BK
And now he feels alright
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand (I get one back)
They call him Keith Groves
He's huge don't ya know
I say - bellies out!!
He drinks down Redcar
He drinks down the town
My mate Mikey Heaney
Is a big fucking clown!!